ONCE I WAZ ON THE INTERWEBZ AND I WAS SEARCHING FOR THOMAS THE TANK EGINE EPISODES. I AM A HUGE THOMAS FAG WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER HAS NEVER SEEN A VAGINA. THOMAS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OF ALL TIME, I WATCH IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
I WAZ ON DIS SITE AND DIS GUY HAD A LINK FOR A LOST THOMASS EPISODEE. I WAS SKEPTICAL OF IT BUT I CLICKED IT ANYWAY CAUSE I AM A FAT DUMBASS.
I WATCHEDD THE EPISODE. IT WAS CALLED "THOMAS DIES DOT AVI DOT SHIT FEST DOT WATCH MY LITTLE PONY INSTEAD".
I THOUGHT DAT WAS A MORBID JOKE CAUSE MAH FRIENDD TOLD ME DEY HAV JOKE TITLEZ SOMETIMEZZ (LOL JUST LIKE IN SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE LOL GENERIC)
DAH EPISOD STARTEDD OUT WITH THOMASS INN THE ISLAND OF S0D0R. SIR TOPOM HAT CUMS TO THOMAS AND SAYS "GO TAKE A SHIT IN PERCY'S FACE AND KILL YOURSELF". THEN THOMAS WENT TO PERCY, WHO HAD BOOBS AND A VAGINA SHOWING FOR SOME REASON.
THEN THOMAS SHIT ON PERCY'S FACE AND TOLD HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH GORDON, AFTER THAT THOMAZ WENTT BACCKK TO SIRR TOP OM HAT AND DEN SIRRR TOP OM HATT CUT THOMAS FACE OFF AND THEN TORE OUT HIS ENGINE SO HE BASICLY DIED OR WHATEVERRR.
WHEN THE EPISODE WAS OVER THERE WAS SOME GENERIC TEXT WHICH HAD THIS WROTE ON IT:
"Why the hell are you watching this. Thomas the tank engine is a preschool show which shouldn't be watched by anyone who's age Is In double digits. Go watch my little pony friendship Is magic Instead.."
AFTER DAT THE SUCIDE LEVELS IN AMERICAA WENT UP A LOT AND DEN A LOT OF KIDS DIEDD CAUSEE OF THAT. I WASS GONNA SHOWW A PICTTURE OF DA WEBSSITE BUT ITT GOT DELETEDD BUT THIS SERIOUSLY IS REALLY REALLY REAL PLZ BELIVE ME THE END.